fulllmetal:

im not sure if im hungry but im gonna eat anyway just in case

if you compliment me once i’ll think about it every night for twelve years

rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

i wish i was one of those girls who’s beautiful and doesn’t realize it
but i’m just one of those girls who’s ugly and totally aware of it

therealhamster:

laughs for 10 minutes

stops

catches breath

thinks about what made me laugh

laughs for 10 more minutes

tino-oxenstierna:

I LITERALLY DO NOT UNDERSTAND PEOPLE WHO DONT SAY THANK YOU TO PEOPLE WHO HOLD THE DOOR LIKE THAT PERSON WASTED A FEW SECONDS OF THEIR LIFE FOR YOU THAT THEY WIILL NEVER GET BACK THEY PROBABLY COULDVE DRANK A FEW MORE SIPS OF THEIR FAVORITE DRINK, READ A FEW MORE LINES OF THEIR FAVORITE BOOK, HAD A FEW MORE GOOD WORDS WITH THEIR BEST FRIEND AND THEY WASTED THOSE SECONDS ON YOU YOU PIECE OF SHIT NEXT TIME SOMEONE HOLDS THE DOOR SAY THANK YOU I AM SO MAD

responsibleparty:

One time this girl I know posted on facebook that she wanted donuts and more than one guy brought donuts to her house. That’s my dream.

1. Accidentally offending people
2. Accidentally fucking things up
3. Deliberately offending people
4. Deliberately fucking things up 
5. Procrastinating

gashkarth:

do you ever just feel like you’re just completely worthless and unattractive on a physical and emotional level and you’re just never good enough because there’s always someone else that overpowers you with their pretty face and personality and you just instantly back down because you feel you have literally nothing to fight against with

the-beauty-of-words-blog:

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