fu3ntes:

Its not a party until someone cries about a boy not liking them

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL laughing so hard because i was guilty of this a few months ago while drunk (y)

(Source: tameimp-alia)

When a cute guy I just met mentions his girlfriend
At a certain point, I just have to try not to think too much about certain things, or else they’ll break my heart.
Jonathan Franzen (via rawcolorado)

(Source: larmoyante)

morningsuns:

im not desperate but why doesnt a boy like me that kind of hurts my soul

anus:

things to avoid:
- crushes
- being crushed
- candy crush

oeste:

do you ever cook something in the microwave but it’s still really cold in the middle and you just keep eating it instead of heating it longer because life is pointless and entropy is unavoidable and the universe is filled with callous and casual destruction

toinfinityandbeyonce:

dream date: a date

(Source: flaminhot)

phobias:

someone please date me before i die thanks

I really can’t wait for winter because then I can start wearing the other 97% of my clothes 

LIKE SERIOUSLY I WANT SWEATER AND CARDIGAN WEATHER

(Source: noten)

snorlaxatives:

a fun night out for me is going to target

lol omg i went to target today and had the best time because the food was so cheap

(Source: snorlaxatives)

homevvrecker:

if i haven’t embarrassed myself in front of you don’t worry it will happen 

frlcker:

reading through old conversations with someone that meant a lot to you???? why do that when u can light yourself on fire and feel the same way

(Source: studip)

coagulates:

don’t be mean to me because i will remember it for exactly forever

guccier:

it’s 2013 and food can still make you fat get it together science