eleventhdoctor:

i may not be beautiful but at least i know a lot of useless information

When a cute boy sneezes I don’t say bless u because I see that god already has

It’d be nice to get a “hey I’d fuck you” every once n a while

cancune:

if a guy stares at ur boobs 

just stare at his dick

maybe squint a little bit

DO YOU EVER WANT TO TALK TO A CUTE BOY BUT THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU’RE UGLY

kingcroacus:

googlehomie:

hey man I haven’t heard anything from Beethoven in a while is he on hiatus or something

beethoven hasnt heard anything in a while either

fashionfever:

“I’ll never forget the day Marilyn and I were walking around New York City, just having a stroll on a nice day. She loved New York because no one bothered her there like they did in Hollywood, she could put on her plain-jane clothes and no one would notice her. She loved that. So as we we’re walking down Broadway, she turns to me and says ‘Do you want to see me become her?’ I didn’t know what she meant but I just said ‘Yes’- and then I saw it. I don’t know how to explain what she did because it was so very subtle, but she turned something on within herself that was almost like magic. And suddenly cars were slowing and people were turning their heads and stopping to stare. They were recognizing that this was Marilyn Monroe as if she pulled off a mask or something, even though a second ago nobody noticed her. I had never seen anything like it before.” - Amy Greene, wife of Marilyn’s personal photographer Milton Greene

praying:

its hard being boring and ugly at the same time

someone who understands me

dampsandwich:

WHY CAN’T I FUCKING TELEPORT I AM SO FUCKING ANGRY

keatchi:

itssofluffy-im-gonna-die:

h4te:

i want to go on a shopping trip where i am the only one in the shopping mall and everything i want is free

that’s called night robbery 

so be it

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for