jpgay:

i wish i was an octopus so i could slap eight bitches at once

n-ervosas:

i need to lose forty pounds by yesterday

not anymore

mini rant on Asian people.

well okay Chinese people really. being on a plane with a hundred or so Chinese people for 10 hours was just wow. I realized how little tolerance and respect I have for them. and I know it’s hypocritical because I am Chinese but id like to think that I have a little more mannerism and class….

not even within 15 minutes of take off, 2 Chinese ladies start arguing loudly. why? because one lady leaned her seat back and the woman behind her got pissed. so they decided to yell and insult each other and disrupt the whole plane. I’m one of those people who get super uncomfortable and nauseas on planes so I already wasn’t in a good mood. and throughout the 10 hours you just hear Chinese people talking so loudly while people are trying to sleep. when we landed and the plane was taxing, people got out of the seats to retrieve bags from the overhead, even though flight attendants asked them to be seated. the attendants had to tell them 20 times before they obeyed and sat their asses down. when the plane finally finished taxing, I was waiting in line to get off the plane. One lady comes from behind and pushes everyone aside to try to get off the plane. one guy in front of me said there was no way she could get off because everyone was waiting patiently and getting bags. but this bull decides to push past everyone.

like really?! was all that necessary. Chinese people seriously don’t have any mannerism or etiquette. who cares if you get off the plane first?! wait your ass patiently like everyone else. never in my life have I ever been so ashamed of being Chinese after seeing this… all those stereotypes of Chinese people being cheap, rude, etc… it’s basically all true and I hate people part of that stereotype. and I definitely don’t wanna be seen as someone without manners.

I hate saying this stuff because I am Chinese and my family and lineage is Chinese but seriously.

I never wanna fly china eastern again or go back to china -_-

But then again we have good food so…. does that make up for it..

claydols:

my eyes change colour depending on my swag levels. they are the darkest brown when my swag levels are at a maximum. i have never seen them change

repeating-serenity:

my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”

emeteriia:

CONGRATULATIONS TO COLE & DYLAN SPROUSE FOR BEING THE ONLY PEOPLE IN MY GENERATION OF DISNEY THAT HAVE NOT LAUNCHED A SINGING CAREER

jpgay:

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you’d be a hot cheeto